tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7548059047094620179.post5833085786405969232..comments2023-10-06T06:43:47.837-07:00Comments on FIREFIGHTER/PARAMEDIC STORIES: Tachycardic EMTFirefighter/Paramedichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05720554913422127189noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7548059047094620179.post-39536077796175135102007-09-25T21:02:00.000-07:002007-09-25T21:02:00.000-07:00I'm glad to see that it isn't just us para...I'm glad to see that it isn't just us paramedics that have a slightly sick sense of humor. By the way Tom, here's one for you: Chest Tube (every bit as painful as you imagine it being).Firefighter/Paramedichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16036844976936171167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7548059047094620179.post-66297712448759235392007-09-24T22:41:00.000-07:002007-09-24T22:41:00.000-07:00The chairman of my graduate committee stopped smok...The chairman of my graduate committee stopped smoking and took up running at the age of 40+, and was nationally ranked. One day I told him that according to a recent discovery, each organism has a built-in number of respiratory cycles, and strenuous exercise uses them up more rapidly. He looked quite stricken before I told him 'just kidding.'Dad pnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7548059047094620179.post-64720240850427192072007-09-24T19:56:00.000-07:002007-09-24T19:56:00.000-07:00If you want to make my heartbeat go wonky, say any...If you want to make my heartbeat go wonky, say any of the following:<br><br>"inject into bloodstream"<br>"draw blood"<br>"sick people"Tomnoreply@blogger.com