Darwin Awards Honorable Mention

The other day we transported a man from San Pedro Peninsula Hospital (SPPH) to Little Company of Mary hospital (LCM). Our patient had been stabbed nine time earlier in the day and had lost his peripheral vision so we were taking him to LCM to get an MRI scan of his brain. After talking to our patient we discovered that he had, 20 years ago, been shot as well. He also has a younger brother that was shot 13 times and survived. I couldn't help but think that I don't want anything to do with this family.